If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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