haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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