Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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