whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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