At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Randomize
