I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Randomize
