if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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