these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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