And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize
