Christians are straight up FREAKS
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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