I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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