this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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