really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
NoShamevember. You game?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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