There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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