There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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