and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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