At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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