We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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