I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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