This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
