oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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