he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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