She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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