Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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