me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you would pick up someone in the library
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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