That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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