I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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