What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I enjoy the company of your penis
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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