thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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