I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
it glows. i had to have it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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