Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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