i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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