Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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