Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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