Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I woke up under a house in Key West
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