He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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