Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
