why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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