I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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