Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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