I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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