He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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