they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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