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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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