i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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