Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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