How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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