we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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