Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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