yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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