Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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